Sam Wilson’s smile is proven to be 100% effective is curing many ailments. Actual proven fact, no lie.
i found my senior quote
the cat makes this pic
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
Sext based adventures.
I’d be into it.
dungeons and dildos
people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg. even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!” like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE. I WILL SEE U AT HOME. LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.