Sam Wilson’s smile is proven to be 100% effective is curing many ailments. Actual proven fact, no lie.

Sam Wilson’s smile is proven to be 100% effective is curing many ailments. Actual proven fact, no lie.

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
robots-and-electric-sheep:

stfumras:

Oh my God.

we have reachedULTIMATE DUDEBRO C A P A C I T Y

robots-and-electric-sheep:

stfumras:

Oh my God.

we have reached
ULTIMATE
DUDEBRO
C A P A C I T Y

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

kokkolikos:

nudityandnerdery:

nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.

I’d be into it.

dungeons and dildos

kokkolikos:

nudityandnerdery:

nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.

I’d be into it.

dungeons and dildos

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

ethelreds:

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.